Issue 18: Tournament of Villainy
By Rascal Stallion

Ursula vs Megatron

Name: Ursula		Name: Megatron
Occupation: Sea Witch	vs.	Occupation: Leader of the villainous Decepticons
Origin: Disney’s The Little Mermaid		Origin: Transformers

Megatron scoured the depths of the ocean. Intelligence reports indicated a substantial source of energon cubes lay in the ocean depths and he was determined to locate them.

To his left, a shimmering caught his eye. If he had a heart it would have raced with the anticipation that his search was over.

Much to Megatron’s dismay, the shimmering was not caused by energon cubes but by the gaudy jewelry of the seawitch Ursula! She challenged him, “Just what do you think you’re doing down here, mister metal man?”

“Leave me alone,” countered Megatron, “or this sea will soon be your grave.”

Ursula was seething, “Why you insolent…I’ll see you writhe. I’ll see you wriggle like a worm on a hook!”

Consumed with rage, Ursula grew massively in size and thrust her magic trident at Megatron, piercing him deeply.

Using his backhand, Megatron casually flung her away. “Why throw away your life so recklessly, fool? I can not be terminated by a single strike from your puny weapon.”

Megatron raised his right arm and zeroed in on Ursula with his mighty weapon. The water exploded around him as a massive blast erupted from his arm-mounted fusion cannon.

Ursula scarcely had time to flinch before her entire upper torso was liquified. Her lower half slowly sank to the depths in a tentacled mass. The fish would frenetically feed for months on her fallen fleshy form.

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