The Sounds of Cylons

Hello Apollo, my old friend,
I’ve come to talk with you again,
Through the ship they’re slowly creeping,
They plan to kill us while we’re sleeping,
Alarm bells that pierce my waking brain
Still remain
It was the sounds of Cylons.

Sleeper (1974)

They Live (1988)

Talk to Me (2007)

Zodiac (2007)

Eagle vs. Shark (2007)

Joker vs Darth Vader

Darth Vader was grumpy. He was four hours into a ten-hour road trip and, thanks to Imperial cutbacks, he was forced to take the Greyhound. Vader’s legs ached as the seats were not made for someone of his size and a baby two rows back had been crying for the last four counties.

Seeking a reprieve of any kind, Vader pulled his iPod out of his pack. The Evil Genius Orchestra had soothed his anxiety so many times before and he hoped it would happen once more. However, when he inserted his earbuds he felt the strangest sensation. The first thing he noticed was his ears felt wet. Almost immediately he detected a warmth in his ears. The warmth quickly accelerated into a full fledged raging burning pain.

Vader was confused, but only momentarily. From behind him he heard the cackling laughter of the Joker! “What’s going on, Darth? Are you listening to some HOT tunes?”