Issue 10: Tournament of Villainy
By Rascal Stallion

General Zod vs. Scott Farcus

Name: Zod		Name: Scott Farkus
Occupation: General	vs.	Occupation: Bully
Origin: Superman mythology		Origin: A Christmas Story

General Zod was on his way home from the grocery store when he decided to take a shortcut through the alley. As he neared the end of the alley he scarcely had time to hear “Hey kid, c’mere” before he was struck in the face by snowball. Enraged, he quickly spun around to discover the identity of his assailant. As Zod turned, his eyes met the vilest pair of yellow eyes he had ever seen.

Scott Farkus stared General Zod down from the opposite end of the alley, slowly licking his lips as he bounced a second snowball in his hand.

Zod spoke softly yet authoritatively, “Do you dare speak to General Zod?”

Farkus glared back and quipped “I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to your Aunt Tilly.” He fired the second snowball at Zod. “Now get over here and give me your milk money.”

General Zod didn’t flinch as he responded with a laser shot from his eyes. The laser continued straight through the snowball and knocked Scott Farkus’ coonskin cap from his head, singing it beyond repair.

In an instant, Zod was upon Farkus. Fueled by rage he punched Scott in the face as hard as his might would allow. Zod’s fist went straight through Scott’s head like a cannonball hitting a watermelon. Brains and skull exploded across the alley, glistening in the sun in a rainbow arc. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men would have little chance of putting Farkus’ head back together again.

Scott had clearly bitten off more than he could chew this time. He should have known if he couldn’t win a fight against Ralphie that he stood little chance against the might of a Kryptonian on a planet fueled by our yellow sun.

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